Cyber-Saws (Old Sayings Refreshed)

Shopper's Dilemma
To click or not to click, that is the question.

Online Existentialist

I tweet, therefore, I am.

Cyber Testament

Man does not live by email alone. Frequently there must be chat.

Law of Karma
As you click, so shall you surf.

Optimist's Creed
Where there is a click, there is a page.

The Reluctant Surfer

You can take a mouse to the icon, but you cannot make it click.

Slow and Steady (Does Not Always Win)

The fingers are strong, but bandwidth is weak.

Contentment

My inbox runneth over.

Law of Generosity
It is far better to give than to receive (spam).

Spammer's Creed
One man's mail is another's spam.

Less Is More
Brevity is the soul of (t)wit(tter).

Celebrities Beware

Think before you tweet .

Law of Equal Opportunity

Into each mailbox some spam must fall.

Trojan Horse
The click that launched a thousand pages (and brought the PC down) 

The Smartphone Lament

The world is at my finger tips but it's all touch and go.