Hidden Potential

When I browse news stories on my phone, I routinely come across articles on the hidden features of the smartphone. A google search for hidden features on the iPhone 12 brought up 48 million results. A search for 'Samsung Galaxy hidden features' brought up a whopping 780 million! 'Features You Didn't Know', 'Hidden Tricks You Must Try' scream the headlines and many with specific number of such features - '21 Tips', '10 Pro Tips', etc. 

I am sure some of you remember the tagline for old yellow pages 'Let your fingers do the walking'. Our fingers are indeed doing a lot of walking these days. And talking when you include texting (Don't call - let your fingers do the talking!). In fact, they are dancing madly on the screens of smartphones, although speaking for myself, I would say not very well. More on that later but it made me wonder what we are getting from this mad dance. After all we spend a lot of time on the phone. Still there are all these articles telling us about hidden capabilities. 

With such a large number of articles crowding the internet, I am not sure what is hidden any more but then I realize that I rarely read them and hence they remain hidden from me anyway. Maybe you are one of those who read these and go, 'Yes, I knew that' or 'I have tried that one', but not me. In fact, when I first got a smartphone, it was a mystery box to me. I am not an early adopter and I got my first smartphone many years after such phones had been on the market. It was a steep learning curve to become comfortable with just the basic workings of the phone. As for things like 'Back tap', 'pinch', 'swipe left', etc. - the so called gestures, I am still behind the curve. My fingers are clearly not adept at dancing on the screen of the phone. Lifelong learning has taken a new meaning for me.

The whole thing reminds me of my first encounter with the PC some decades ago. When I booted up the machine, it whirred through several lines of display and finally ended with nothing but an intriguing and somewhat intimidating  'C:\>' on the screen. I had no clue what to do with it at that point and wondered what the hype was all about. Without all the bells and whistles of the graphical interface, it was quite underwhelming.

To get back to the phones, occasionally, I click on one of the links about secret features and actually learn something useful. For instance, I discovered that you can make it appear as though you are looking at the camera  (make eye contact as it were) when talking to someone on Facetime. I am sure you can relate to that especially after all the zoom sessions you have sat through during the last couple of years. It is annoying to see that the person you are talking to does not appear to be paying attention  because he/she is looking at your face on the screen and not at the camera. 

Why do we have all these 'hidden' features anyway? Did the coders put them in quietly behind the scenes even though they were not in the design? I rather suspect that there is simply no time to create the document or manual for the phone and keep it up to date, what with new releases happening very frequently. Still, it must frustrate the programmers that their work may remain hidden. I am sure that some of them are authoring the articles on the functions in their spare time hoping to spread the word but the gargantuan number of articles tells me that there is an army of nerds which delights in bringing the hidden potential of the smartphone to light.

Given the long list of features touted by this army, it stands to reason that many of us are probably not using the phones to their full potential. We spend a good deal of money to acquire a phone but if we are not making full use of it, are we not losing out? I would say no. It is like the sewer pipes in the house. They are only used when we use the bathroom. You don't keep flushing the toilet because the drain pipes are sitting idle. Similarly, the phones should be used only when necessary. Yes, I just compared smartphones to sewer pipes. I have probably committed technological blasphemy but you get the point. 

Talking of hidden potential, I have often heard it said that we use only a small percent of our brains. Upon enquiry, I found that this claim has been debunked thoroughly. In fact, all parts of the brain are active virtually all the time. This however, does not mean there is no scope to learn new things but it does blow up the notion that there is somehow this huge untapped capacity in our heads which, when tapped, can turn us into super-intelligent beings. Alas, no such luck. So we must still struggle to find the capacity to learn the hidden features of the smartphones. Or must we really? Like I said, it is okay to leave drains underutilized.

PS: While I was writing this, as if on cue, a relic was delivered to my mailbox, a hardcopy of the old fashioned Real Yellow Pages (not to be confused with the off-white Yellow Pages wannabes, I suppose). The book calls itself the Original Search Engine, and bears the logo suggestive of fingers walking the pages of the book. I found it rather comical. The next generation of phones must let our eyes do the walking to eliminate any comparison to the antiquated albeit original search engine. 

A Tale of Two Birds

It has been a mild summer here in San Diego so far this year. While other parts of the country are reeling under heat waves, we have been enjoying mild days and cool nights. We still have time of course for a southern California spell of hot weather but for now one cannot complain. 

Back in early July, I noticed that a sparrow of some sort had built a nest behind the porch light in the space between the light box and the wall. Also around this time, there were mocking birds in the neighbourhood providing a steady mix of songs. One in particular seemed to be a late night partying kind and would  start singing around midnight. He (apparently the males are the ones singing to attract females) used to take up a commanding position on the top of the pomegranate tree in the backyard and belt out an amazing array of 'rocking' bird hits.

Don't get me wrong. I enjoy the songs of birds as much as the next person but listening to these songs in a repeat loop for two to three hours in the middle of the night takes a toll. This bird had the ability to project its voice to an entire block and the stamina to keep going for hours. But there was nothing to be done except close the windows and hope that the bird would snag a partner soon. Which he must have by late July because all of a sudden, the singing stopped. While I would not go so far as to say 'good riddance', I confess I do not miss the singing now. In passing, let me note that I was amazed to learn that the mocking bird can learn up to two hundred different songs and can mimic the sound of car alarms and the croaking of frogs.

The bird that had taken up residence at the front porch was a model tenant. She seemed noiseless mostly and I only noticed her flying away sometimes as I opened the front door to go out. There were a couple of occasions when I spotted two birds and I assumed it was the male half of the pair. I soon saw the mother sitting in the nest for long periods and I was sure there was a clutch of eggs there by now incubating. Then all of a sudden, one day, we heard high pitched squeals at the door and when we looked, we saw the mother (or the father) sitting on the light box feeding in turn three tiny but wide open mouths. Soon this became a familiar sight a few times a day. It was fascinating to watch them through the mesh door sitting on the staircase (opening the door would have scared the lot). 

Over the next couple of weeks, the little fledglings grew from strength to strength and their squeals noisier. Every time the parent arrived with food, they snapped into action, bobbing their heads up and down as if competing for the best morsel. More and more of their bodies became visible and in ten days or so they appeared fully grown and ready to fly fluttering their newly grown wings. And fly away they did in the next two days. The parent seemed to egg them on almost pulling them out by the beak. One by one, they took the first tentative steps around the nest, and a few quick trial jumps to the top of the lamp, eventually leaping off the nest. One interesting thing to note was the sibling that first took to flight seemed to return and help the others.

If you have not quit reading this post by this point (thank you), you are no doubt wondering why I am launching into the breeding and nesting habits of birds. But I have a good reason. I don't know about you but I have found this summer a bit exhausting and I am not referring to the heat which I already mentioned has not been a factor here. 

It has been a summer of discontent in many ways. The news from around the world has been sad and alarming - heat waves in many parts of the world, floods in others, and unprecedented wild fires in still other parts, war in Ukraine that seems to rage on with no end in sight, a COVID-weary world unprepared to tackle the outbreak of another virus (monkey pox), new lows reached by the political class, need I go on? In the midst of all this, to see the little sparrows set up their nest and raise their family, and to see the young ones take their first flights - all routine and normal activities, was calming and somehow reassuring. They seemed to offer the hope that all is still right with the world. Indeed, to quote Emily Dickinson, 'Hope is the thing with feathers' and who better than a little bird to reiterate that?

Time to take down the empty nest and clean the porch. I now miss the chirps of the sparrow family and even the mocking bird's songs.

Counting Your Way to Sleep

Most of us have probably had to deal with sleeplessness sometime or other. Advice on how to fall asleep is plentiful and runs a wide gamut of techniques - lower temperature, calming music, exercise, journaling, avoid late dinner, focus on staying awake (yes, I found this nugget on the internet!), etc. It sounds paradoxical that natural functions like sleeping, eating, and even going to the bathroom have now become subjects of How to Guides and serious research. This post, however, is not serious and definitely not an attempt to offer any tips for the sleep-challenged. And if it fails to entertain but makes you yawn, well, that is okay too.

There are apps (of course, there are) on your phone to help you drift off into the dreamless and fitness trackers that tell you if you did and for how long. I wonder if the latter bit helps or makes you more stressed about not getting enough sleep. It also sounds paradoxical to rely on electronics while being told to avoid screen time at bedtime. Apart from that, I think the phone apps still present some problems.

If you are sleeping alone, you can merrily play the calming music (more on that presently) or listen to celebrities read stories to help you fall asleep. Otherwise, you may be disturbing the person lying next to you. As to wearing headphones in bed, do I even need to comment on it? The music itself, I think, is designed to be non-descript so that the tune does not get stuck in your head and become an annoyance. You know how catchy jingles can take over your head. But I find much of the music from the apps sounds somewhat eerie and foreboding, not the best kind to induce sleep. Anyway, my problem is not falling asleep but getting up after a few hours and staying awake. Picking up my phone at that point is the last thing I want. 

The oldest advice for insomnia has got to be 'counting sheep'. This really intrigues me. How on earth did someone come up with such an idea? Why sheep? When such profound questions arise, there is only one thing to do and that is to consult the internet. Yes, the collective wisdom found online may be confusing and contradictory but it is readily available so I 'let my fingers do the searching' to paraphrase an old advertisement. And I was not disappointed.

The idea seems pretty old and goes back more than a thousand years according to this article. Before deciding whether the idea works or not, I had to think about the actual process. One cannot just whip up some sheep to count. One has to expend some energy to imagine the scene. Are the sheep at rest or moving about? If they are all sitting and ruminating, it may be easier to count them but if they are huddled close to one another, it can be hard to distinguish individual sheep with all that fleece covering their bodies. On the other hand, they are freely moving about, it will be difficult to keep track of the count. If you are particular about the accuracy of the count, that will be a problem. Even if you are not, what if you finish counting the lot before you fall asleep?

One of the suggestions (see this 'How to Guide' - there really seems to be nothing you cannot find online) is to imagine them jumping over a fence in an orderly fashion. Just how do you achieve that? What if they jump back? There is also no mention of the noise level but won't the constant bleating of the animals prevent you from falling asleep? The article goes on to list other methods including taking a pill. I am guessing the author spent watching countless (!) sheep before adding that little gem. 

Then there is this sheep counting app (this should come as a surprise to no one) which features two modes of play whatever they may be. I am not even sure if this is a serious app but it proffers this advice: 'Enable the blue screen filter on your phone so you won't get distracted and start counting to fall asleep faster!' I will leave it to the readers to sort out the ambiguous wording. But staring at the small screen with or without a filter sounds like terrible advice to me. 

For the definitive word on the sheep method you have to just watch Mr. Bean demonstrate it. That's absolutely the best way to do it! And if you want to follow him, I am sure you will find pictures of sheep for sale online. May I note that this is also a rare documented case, albeit fictional, of the method actually being effective as a soporific.

I did not quite find out why sheep are selected for this though. I was going to say there is no rhyme or reason but in this case sheep rhymes with sleep, so there you have it. Seriously though, would you ever accept rhyme instead of reason?

Connections

I stared at the mass of cables behind the TV stand. I had just disconnected and taken out the old TV which had stopped working. I had assumed it was a simple matter of swapping out the old for the new and reconnect the various cables back. But obviously it was not going to be that easy. I had had the old TV for more than a dozen years which is a very long time in consumer electronics. Whereas the old one had myriad options including S-video, and VGA to connect to components like amplifiers, DVD players, etc., the new one presented a small sleek set of connectors. 

Manufactures often change the type of connectors forcing us to spend on acquiring new ones with any upgrade. Or they eliminate options to connect accessories again making us buy costly wireless alternatives. These new gadgets are obscenely expensive making me wonder if the whole idea is just to fleece us. You find that the latest model of the phone comes without a charger included. The cable is included, however, it will not work with the old charger (I am looking at you, Apple!).

It is not just in consumer electronics you run into this problem. For example, Apple and Microsoft often do not play together nicely in the conference room. I have sat through many meetings where the room is supposedly wired for all kinds of connections to project content on the screen. But the person presenting uses a Mac and it will not work without a special adaptor - 'Sorry, I forgot to pack the adaptor. Let me just email the file to you and you can project from your PC' (yeah, that's disruptive technology for you!). 

My amplifier is almost vintage by today's standard and I was beginning to fear that I would be unable to connect it to the new TV. I could buy a Bluetooth sound bar for the TV but why should I when I have a perfectly functioning sound system with six speakers? This venerable system is twenty years old and has served me very well over those years. I looked at the back of the TV closely and discovered that it had a digital audio output which was compatible with my sound system. And wonder of wonders, I actually had the requisite connector. Crisis averted, connection made! If the amplifier had a LinkedIn profile, it would have boasted of a new connection. With seven inputs and six speakers connected, it has about as many connections as I have on LinkedIn!

I sometimes feel like the amplifier. The ways of connecting with the world at large are changing constantly. With all the advances in technology, we interact less and less in person with others. We order stuff online and have it delivered at our doorstep. With the pandemic, this has certainly been very useful but I wonder about the larger implication. Will we turn into isolated cells with just the one connection (the internet) to manage all connections? 

A long time ago (but still within my living memory), the milkman would bring his cow to our doorstep and milk the cow while we watched (to ensure there was no adulteration with water!). This invariably led to some pleasant albeit banal banter. The vegetable vendor would bring her heavy basket of produce balanced delicately on her head (she would need help unloading and loading from me or one of my brothers) to our homes. There was an unwritten agreement between the her and my mother - my mother would always buy something so that the vendor would retain an incentive to keep bringing her produce to the house. But in the process, she would usually engage in some haggling over the price adding a little drama to the interaction. 

We have seen an incredible amount of change in our day to day life over the last few decades. Milk can now be ordered in aseptic cartons and delivered at the click of a mouse. Yes, milk now comes from the mouse! Renting video cassettes with expert advice being thrown in by the video library staff is ancient history. We have moved to streaming content online and binge watching. The list of startling changes happening at a frenetic pace is too long to enumerate. Strangely, they seem to have happened almost seamlessly as we have adapted quite remarkably. But through all this, like the old amplifier, I think I have retained the ability to interact with my old connections - the people that I have known through the decades who too have experienced all the changes and who, like me, can still relate to me on the old channels. 

To old connections, may we continue to meet and engage in our banal banters!

The Farm Box

This is the gift giving season. Well-wrapped gifts are being exchanged everywhere as I write this. Children and adults alike are full of excitement as they open their presents. I wonder if the anticipation is the best part of the whole deal since there is an added element of surprise if you don't know what you are getting. 

We recently purchased a farm box from a local farm. The farm curates the box with whatever is growing in the farm as of the moment. The contents of the box are not predetermined though they provide a list what may end up in the box. In this way, it is like a surprise gift though one we give ourselves (and what's wrong with that?).

So it was with some excitement that we opened the box when it arrived. As we pulled out the various items, we were quite impressed by the harvest. There were more than two dozen different vegetables and fruits in that box to our amazement - apples, grapes, carrots, lettuce, asparagus, potatoes, and so on. They included many we regularly buy and some we rarely do or things we don't particularly like. This challenges us to try something new or give something a second chance.

'Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get' as Forrest Gump famously said. As long as it is chocolates, I guess you can't complain but if you don't like chocolates that may present a problem. More to the point, Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans (from Harry Potter in case you have forgotten) which included some truly disgusting flavours along with delectable ones, may be more representative of life than a box of chocolates. You truly do not know what you are going to get next - it could be 'Alas! Earwax!' as Professor Dumbledore found out. 

I retired three months ago and have been adjusting to having time on my hands. The continuing pandemic certainly puts a damper on life in general but I am hoping that the new year will turn out to be like the farm box full of good stuff from the earth and that we will discover new ways to do the usual things and new things to enjoy doing. 

Let us welcome 2022 in this spirit. 

The Chef's Surprise

The diner was nondescript. Like all such places, a long counter was set up in the middle and a row of booths back to back in a row along the front windows. The décor was cheerful and bright. Roy and Steve entered the diner and decided to sit at the counter. The place was not crowded with a just a few of the booths occupied. It was a little early for lunch and way past breakfast time. The waiter brought a glass of water and menus for them to peruse. Steve went to use the restroom first.

The menu was pretty much standard with the usual sandwiches and such. But there were a couple of items that stood out even to the casual diner - Prisoner's Dilemma, Warden's Choice, Solitary Special, and Chef's Surprise. Roy became curious and asked the waiter about them and he replied, 'Our chef did some time in the county jail a few years ago. While incarcerated, he was assigned kitchen duty and learnt to cook, eventually becoming the chef. It's a kind of dark tribute to his time there'. 'Does anyone really order that?' 'Strangely, yes. It seems some people want to taste prison food without actually going to jail'. This made sense to Roy. After all, there were innumerable reality shows about prison life whose popularity can only be attributed to this voyeuristic streak.

'What about Chef's Surprise?', Roy asked. The waiter lowered his voice and said, 'I would stay clear of it. It's exactly what it says, a surprise. Now, if you wanted to order that, the chef would come out and talk to you first to figure what kind of surprise to prepare for you'. This was totally out of character for what appeared in every respect a standard American diner. The waiter paused and added, "Also, you will first need to sign a waiver. We never know what kind of allergy or other issues you may have. The last person who ordered the surprise collapsed upon tasting it and we had to call 911. No one has ordered the surprise since'. Roy took a moment to absorb that and the waiter asked, 'So, what would you like?'. Roy decided to play it safe and get a sandwich.

The waiter went through a series of questions before taking the order - "What kind of bread?", "Swiss, American or provolone?", "Do you want fries or a salad?", "What kind of dressing?", etc. etc. Roy was beginning to feel like he was being interrogated though the waiter was only doing his job. After Roy made all his choices, he went away with the order. What a lot of questions for this, he thought.

While he was waiting for his order, his partner Steve had joined him. Steve and Roy were detectives and were working together on a case which in fact had brought them to this diner. Steve was grinning and Roy asked, 'What's so funny?' Steve replied, ' We are professional interrogators and it was amusing to see one of us being subjected to some interrogation'. 'Yeah, I was getting a little irritated there'.

The chef was a person of interest in the case they were assigned to. He was investigated in a heist a few years back but the evidence was not enough to arrest him. The actual perpetrators of the heist were arrested and convicted. However, the money was never recovered. It was strongly suspected that there was another person involved who had made off with the loot and hidden it. The investigators at the time believed that after their term the robbers would contact this third partner to get their share.

The robbers had served time and had been released. They were being watched closely to see if they will go for the hidden money. Interest in the chef's activities too had been revived and Roy and Steve were following up that end. As they sat at the bar waiting for their lunch order, they noticed a certain excitement in one of the booths. Someone had ordered the Chef's Surprise. The chef came out to talk to the customer. Steve and Roy exchanged glances. 'That's our man', said Roy even though they both were aware of it. The customer was a man in his fifties with a scraggy stubble. The chef talked to him for a couple of minutes and then went back inside. 

Roy explained the Chef's Surprise to Steve. As he did, he realized the significance of the order. No one had ordered the surprise all this time and all of a sudden just a couple of days after the release of the robbers, someone orders it? Was it just coincidence? If not, what was his role? I think we should have a chat with this customer', he said to Steve. In all the reports they had read, no one had mentioned a fourth individual. 

Just then, there was a sudden commotion inside and a man with an apron and a cap came rushing out of the kitchen excitedly shouting to the waiter behind the bar, 'He's gone! The Chef, he just left!' Apparently, he just hung up his apron, wished the staff good luck and departed. Roy turned around and noticed with a start that the customer who had ordered the Chef's Surprise was gone too. Had he quietly left the diner? Or was he in the restroom? Roy went to look at the restroom to see if anyone was there but there was no one there. 

Steve and Roy realized what had happened and ran out to see if they could catch up with the pair. It was too late. Roy steeled himself to face the inevitable tongue lashing from his boss as he called him to report what had happened while Steve talked to the staff to glean more information on the chef. Clearly, the new customer had made the rendezvous upon the release of the robbers. Whatever they planned to do, it was clear that the chef had delivered his final surprise.

India Calling

We all know that Columbus set out to find a way to India. When he arrived in the Caribbean, I wonder if he really did not know that he had reached a different land. Or he just decided to call whomever he found there 'Indians'. My money is on the latter.  Either way,  thanks to Columbus, the term 'Indian' has been used to refer to the native Americans. So when we, the real Indians arrived here, it took a while for us to get used to this confusion.

When I first came to America, there were not a lot of us Indians here. Any time we spotted one of our own, we tended to greet him or her and strike up a conversation. Now, as the population of Indians here has grown and as Indians have become prominent in many fields including politics, we barely pay attention to random Indians we encounter. 

A few years ago, I was walking to the entrance of my office building after parking my car. I liked to walk around to the back entrance enjoying the small but quiet garden on the way. As I turned the corner, I noticed that there were a couple of men working on the landscape. One of them said 'Good morning' and I turned and saw a stocky man with brown skin. I returned the greeting and was about to go on my way when he followed up with the question, 'Are you from India?'. 

In my years of living in America, every now and then someone would ask me if I am from India. It was usually small talk and was followed up with some tidbit such as, 'My doctor is from India' or 'I like curry'. Sometimes though it leads to more interesting conversation as this once when I was having lunch with some friends at a restaurant in Santa Monica. The waitress, seeing that we were from India, beamed at us and told us that she was saving up to make a trip to India. We learned that she wanted to visit the ashram of a swami near Pune. The swami's summer retreat was in Santa Monica apparently. I thought it took a lot of devotion to the guru to save up money on a waitress's salary to make that trip to India. 

I recall another occasion when I was volunteering at a homeless shelter. We were serving breakfast to the people there. It was curious to see some of them with phones or other gadgets. There was a young family with their belongings including some furniture and a TV. It turned out that they had been evicted recently but the man was feeling hopeful as he had found a job and was sure of finding an apartment soon. But then another man waved at us and told us that he had visited India the previous year completely astounding me. I wondered how he had been able to afford that. More importantly why he had chosen to spend his money in this manner. What pulled him to India?

How the rest of the world sees India has always attracted a good deal of media attention in India. When you are abroad, on the other hand, you realize the coverage of India is vastly disproportionate to its size. For the longest time, mostly unsavoury news would make it to the papers here. As an Indian living here, you felt a certain responsibility to project a good image and such coverage used to irritate me. These days India does get more coverage but still it tends to be negative. Against this, it is very nice to encounter ordinary people like the above, people whom you would not even expect to be aware of India.

On this day, the landscape worker popped the question and so I stopped and answered that I was indeed from India. He smiled and said, 'I love India. It is so peaceful there'. Clearly, he was not from India although he had brown skin like me and could very well have been. Another Indian would not have had to declare his love for India to me and 'peaceful' would not have been the top adjective he would have picked to describe India. As much as we love our country, the crowds, traffic, etc. tend to dominate our image of India. 

He surprised me further by revealing that he took a vacation with his family every year in India for a month making me very envious. I could only make a two week trip - three weeks if lucky, every other year. It turned out that he was from Afghanistan. I did not probe but my guess is that he could not go home for a vacation given that his country had been at war for many years. As I resumed my walk to my office, the fact that he chose India as the alternative to his home country and that he had felt safe and welcome in India filled me with a warm feeling.